How To Register As Professional With Kama Simtra

(50 pictures, stiff language, pixelly nudity, WooHoo literally being the name of the game; failed Teen/Adult relations)

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Appaloosa Plains is a lovely town if you know what to do with it one time you lot get at that place. The convenance place of all of the Pets that you see in other Sims towns across the 'continent', it's i of the ideal places to set up a starter shack and make a living and a legacy. Sweet, quaint little Appaloosa Plains...

...is as well sexually active as hell.

The same can be said of whatsoever boondocks, really, but it wasn't e'er like that here. Don't get me wrong - it had the means to be, with a Rendezvous indicate at the local spa and an age of consent of just Teen, one of the everyman in the region. All information technology needed to slide off the mark was a gentle nudge from ii Sims with a rather unique purpose for moving in...

Okay, that's the fancy introduction out of the style, but what exactly is this claiming about? Well, first upward, you'll accept to come across the 2 folks undertaking it.

These 2 will get my professional romancers, one to-be-literally-speaking.

~~Ignore the fact that not many people notice the name Boris attractive... fuck was I thinking?~~

But to get there, they've got to go skilful at the Kama Simtra skill introduced with the relevant WooHooer supplement.
The goal of this, therefore, is for both of them to max out said skill and achieve 12 of the skill challenges apiece. (There are 26 challenges in total, but ii of them are optional due to the massive difficulty.) If yous're confused, bank check out the table at the bottom of this mail.

Apparently, to make it fair, I've left pretty much all of the Kama Simtra settings at manufacturing plant - the only things I've inverse are the base positive moodlet length, which doesn't affect skill gain, and I've dropped the minimum number of stars for 'Starry-Eyed' from iii to i. I've likewise had to modify a few of my usual WooHooer and StoryProgression caches to make completing sure challenges possible, hence the title.

This is gonna exist kind of a brusque post, just to familiarize you lot with how this'll work, just once I get into the swing of things, I hope this manages to entertain! So let'south get started!

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Okay, I do the usual rigamarole, drop the starters in, give them what I call the Fuck Shack.

It's as lackluster every bit whatever beginning domicile can be, but at to the lowest degree at that place are six whole places to take a couple! Seven if yous count the reckoner desk and chair that may someday have a computer.

The two of them seem to hit information technology off. They're both bisexual, so no wonder. Despite this, I'm putting 'each other' off limits unless I get into serious straits. It feels like cheating.
Boris: "Aww, do ya accept to? 's gonna exist torture having such a nice ass correct there..."
I'm sure there's one or two that's just as nice in the houses adjacent to yours. Why don't you go introduce yourselves?

Merely for this one post, I'll cut back and along betwixt the two fuck-quests developing hither. Simply to avert confusion and boredom, I'll probably stick with one person per play session in the future.

Boris takes the initiative with one neighbour.
Boris: "Hey there~ Does an angel like y'all accept a name?"
Gracie: "Gracie Lovelan--"

"...hell-lo there."
Boris: "I take it yous similar what you run into too?"
a nearby Benjamin: "Um? Grace, nosotros were kinda in the heart of...? Okay, I'll go."

Meanwhile, Hope goes towards Juanita Blanco.

Juanita: "Hullo, you must exist ane of the new neighbours!"
Promise: "Yes, I'one thousand Hope. I merely moved in. Overnice to make your acquaintance. Is the daughter backside you your daughter?"

Benni: "Who, me? Nah, I'm a Hennessey. Benni Hennessey."
Hope: "Benni..." (She rolls the name around her tongue like it's an After Eight.) "Well, it'due south a pleasure to meet you, Benni. Do yous accept time to talk? I'd like to get to know the people around her a little better."
Benni: "Sure, I've got nowhere to get. I'll stick effectually."

...

Boris: "Then, Gracie, plenty near me. Permit's talk nigh you. Star sign, job, are you single?"
Gracie: "Whoa, that'due south a lot of questions. Uh, Aries, Science, and I did accept my eye on--"
Boris: "Scratch out that last one. Doesn't matter."
Gracie: "Well, obviously it does if you asked."
Boris: "Yeah, but merely formalities, you know, baby? If you lot've got a lot of beloved to give, why proceed it to one person?"

Gracie: Score! He won't have to clash with Rodney!

a nearby Benjamin: "Grace, yous coming to work or what?"
Gracie: "In a infinitesimal. Sorry, Boris, duty calls."
Boris: "'southward cool. Catch you later."

Boris: ...Gah, shit, SHIT! Long talk gone to waste matter, and to pinnacle it off I said something unflirty. Fuck.

Hope: "...then come your next altogether, you should actually be shooting for Irresistible like me. It'll certainly--"
Benni: "Say, Hope? Are yous trying to seduce me?"
Hope: "Hm? Why do you ask?"

Benni: "Information technology's just. I've seen people like you a lot in movies and PSAs. The kind of women that try to chat up Teens just to make a romance more 'edgy' or whatever. Bridgeport girls, mostly. You lot remind me of them."
Hope: "Well. You're certainly aiming for Perspective, aren't yous? Well, I'm not going to prevarication - yes, y'all're a very bonny young woman, and yep, I was trying to seduce y'all. But it works both means. If you resist it, I tin't exactly persist with it, you know?"

Benni: "Look, Ma'am, I'm glad my makeover's paying off and all, but I'thou non gay. So you're kind of wasting your fourth dimension trying to come on to me."
Hope: "Skilful affair we nipped that in the bud so, Benni. Tin can I at least come in? I'd like united states of america to get friends, if cypher else."
Benni: "er..."

And thus EA calls me out on being a shitty interior decorator again. Mayhap we can pretend this is Sims 4 and all the décor is influencing the mood up to 'Flirty'.

So thus far, these two haven't been having the best of lucks. But it's only halfway through the day...

...and the arrival of a certain Llama could plow Boris' chances effectually. Especially since it's not Dave Edible bean.

LaShawn the mascot: "Hi, I'm your local University Mascot!"
Boris: "And I'm your local Flirter. Perhaps we tin localize together."
LaShawn: "...Wow, that was bad."
Boris: "Pitiful. I'm kind of on a knock-back at the moment. You know how it is."

LaShawn: "Oh yep. I get that all the time on campus. One person blows you off and yous're stumbling over your words for the rest of the dark."
Boris: "Doesn't help when they attack your option-upwards line specifically."
LaShawn: "...I've never had that... What kind of option-up lines practise you use?"

Boris: "Is that a come-on?"
LaShawn: "It would be if we knew each other better."
Boris: "Well, what improve way to get to know someone than a little off-campus action? How nigh a quickie where we can fit information technology, then see where it goes?"
LaShawn: "...Eh, works for me."

And so where are these two going for the first WooHoo of the saved game, and of the Challenge past extension?

Oh, photo berth, okay. And it'southward on Week 1 Day 1 likewise! I almost know what it feels like for all those recompressed Legacy players at present.

What I don't know is if she's strutting because Mascot or considering Public WooHoo.

LaShawn: "...Okay, that actually wasn't a full disaster. You've got your confidence back at least. That's good!"
Boris: "Damn right. You wanna exam it out with another ride?"

LaShawn: "ooooon second thoughts, perhaps that's a bad thing."

Benni: "...and she says they feed them through a tube! Tin you believe it?"
Hope: "You sure know some kooky people at high school, don't you? It's so different from how it was when I was your age."
Benni: "I bet it was."
Hope: "Information technology was a lot harder to make friends. And a lot easier to extend from them."

Benni: "End going on about that. I told you, I'k not gay."
Hope: "Sexuality is mutable, Benni. And anyway, I wasn't going on. I'm just saying, if you do have a modify of middle, I'll exist effectually.
...Literally. Who's the cutie in glasses?"
Benni: "Oh, that's merely Kenji."

Hope: "Hel-lo, Kenji. My proper noun is Promise Eros; I was just getting to know your housemate."
Benni: She just. Blew me off. What a foreign woman...

And then, having found her ain rebound, Hope is a little more than direct with him, because, well, it is getting late in the solar day. Kenji doesn't know whether to exist repelled or non sometimes...

Kenji: "Why's there a giant centre floating towards me?"
Hope: "Information technology'southward a buss. Yous're meant to take hold of it on your cheeks."

Kenji: "No, it's a eye. Anatomically accurate. That'south not something yous only throw at people."
Hope: "Would a wink exist meliorate? ;)"

Kenji: "Yeah, much better~ Are you lot a witch or something? Winks, behemothic floating hearts, it makes sense."

...and, yeah, ane thing leads to another.

All in all, a adequately successful evening. By the end of it, Boris is upward to 4 notches, and Hope to 1. (Actually, three and zero, only the notch organisation is slightly confusing.)

That I KNOW is not a mascot strut.

During the night, I realize foolishly that I forgot to give them whatsoever lights, and then I splurge on a couple of flooring bulbs. Fortunately, they don't seem to mind living off of organic quick meals in their underwear get-go thing in the morn.

Sexy, yo.

Promise: "Non that I feel very sexy. You've been giving me the shaft. Doesn't really assistance a daughter's confidence."
I judge you won't want me telling you that you tin can head to the library to kill the forenoon.
Hope: "Ooh, you thinking I tin become a little Hot Librarian action?"
Well, non and so much that as much as one of your tasks is to have 25 Cyber-WooHoos, and we couldn't afford a computer even before the lights.
Promise: "...You suck."

Hope: "You lot actually suck. How tin can I get some with a guy who can't fifty-fifty spell his dirty talk right?"

Meanwhile, Boris finds a llama toy in the bucket outside.
Boris: "I wonder what this does..."

LaShawn: "Hullo!"
Boris: "Whoa! Where'd the fuck you come up from?"
LaShawn: "Campus, where else? At present did you lot call for a reason, or are y'all but gonna fuck me sore once more?"
Boris: "Fuck yous sore? Not yet."

Since one of Boris' challenges, in plough, is to screw x people while in a committed human relationship, he decides to cut his losses and make LaShawn his girlfriend. Also, his LTW is forth the same lines anyway. ...not that he'southward gonna tell whatever of them nearly his polyamory until he'south dainty and safety with No Jealousy...

But it does score him some time in the wardrobe, and gets him his first Kama Simtra Skill Indicate! Maybe at present he won't take a Disappointing Experience every time he gets in the sack!
Boris: "I don't accept Disappointing Experiences!"
Suuuuure you lot don't.

Lamentable over again for the shortness by wugglesworth standards. Thoughts? Do you lot think this a practiced thought? Want me to continue? And next time, do you desire me to focus on Promise or Boris exclusively? Looking forward to your opinions!

Hope's Challenges	Boris' Challenges
Kama Simtra Skill: 0/10	Kama Simtra Skill: one/ten
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Cradle Robber	Bicycle
Cougar	Cheater
Gilt Digger	Fidelity (1/25)
Precocious	Promiscuous (1/25)
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Gigolo	Grave Robber
Journeyman	Monster Masher
Fresh Meat	Occultist
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Experienced (OPTIONAL)	Casanova
Exhibitionist	Prolific (5/50)
Worldly	Risque
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Cyber Junkie (?/25)	Starry-Eyed
Easy Passenger (?/25)	Milky way of Stars (OPTIONAL)
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Man Eater OR Womanizer (ane/25)	Man Eater OR Womanizer (1/25)